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Fri, 21 Oct 2005
funny funnny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! darie moments

Kiss/Burp My crush FINALLY asked me out on a date after I’d liked him for over a year… but it turned into a disaster! At dinner we both drank a lot of Coke. Later, we got into his car and started making out. It was great for a few minutes, but then I realized I really needed to burp. I held it in for as long as I could, but eventually it just burst out – a HUGE burp that went straight from my mouth to his! He pulled back in disgust and drove me home immediately! Always Wear A Pad! I was getting ready to break up with my boyfriend when my friend asked me if I needed a pad. I said no and asked why, and she said she was just asking. So a few minutes later I went up to my boyfriend, stuck my hand in front of his face, and said, “It’s over.” Then I turned on heel and started to walk away. Suddenly I heard all of his friends laughing, and just as I turned around again one of them pointed to my butt and yelled, “What a bloody breakup!” That’s when I realized there was a huge bloodstain on the seat of my white pants! Needless to say, it wasn’t the best breakup on record… E-Mail | IM | Save to Locker Total Votes: [ 6413 ] Did you like it? Give it a thumbs up! Always lock the door My family and I were at this beach in the Bahamas one summer. On the beach there was a coed restroom every half a mile. Well, I was on my period and I was changing my tampon in one of the bathrooms. I had my feet propped up on the sides of the door to the stall and I guess I hadn't locked the door, because suddenly it swung open and there was this big old guy just staring at me! I screamed and he ran out of the bathroom. I was MORTIFIED E-Mail | IM | Save to Locker Total Votes: [ 4147 ] Did you like it? Give it a thumbs up! About Wal-mart I went to Wal-mart and there were all these hot guys in a group sitting in the Mcdonald's seats. I was passing by and then I heard a whistle, so I turned to look and they were smiling at me. I smiled back. Then they started to laugh, but before I could even wonder why, BAM! I ran into a pole and fell down like a rock. I had a HUGE bruise on my forehead. It was so embarrassing. I haven't been back to Wal-mart since. E-Mail | IM | Save to Locker Total Votes: [ 255 ] Did you like it? Give it a thumbs up! Where are my undies?! I live in an apartment complex so the laundry rooms are outside. One day I got my clothes out of the dryer and went into my apartment to start folding my clothes. A few seconds later someone knocked on the door. It was this really cute boy who had just moved in--he came to tell me I had dropped my underwear outside! I was so embarrassed, but in the end everything turned out fine because now we've been together for 4 1/2 months! Who's your mommy? One day in the fourth grade I was doing my work and I had a question, so I raised my hand. When the teacher called on me I accidentally called her Mommy! I turned bright red and everyone started laughing. That was definitely my most embarrassing moment of the year. You're not my brother! My older brother kept playing "shark" with me in the ocean, so I decided to dive under and tug on his swim trunks. Well, I did that, but to the wrong guy. I was so embarrassed. And as if things couldn't have gotten worse, I accidentally pulled his trunks ALL the way down to the guy's ankles! these stories are not mine but off of beinggirl.com check at more funny moments at www.beinggirl.com
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