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Kiss/Burp
My crush FINALLY asked me out on a date after I’d
liked him for over a year…
but it turned into a disaster! At dinner we both
drank a lot of Coke. Later, we
got into his car and started making out. It was
great for a few minutes, but then
I realized I really needed to burp. I held it in
for as long as I could, but eventually
it just burst out – a HUGE burp that went
straight from my mouth to his! He pulled
back in disgust and drove me home immediately!
Always Wear A Pad!
I was getting ready to break up with my
boyfriend when my friend asked me if
I needed a pad. I said no and asked why, and she
said she was just asking.
So a few minutes later I went up to my boyfriend,
stuck my hand in front of his
face, and said, “It’s over.” Then I turned on
heel and started to walk away.
Suddenly I heard all of his friends laughing, and
just as I turned around again one
of them pointed to my butt and yelled, “What a
bloody breakup!” That’s when
I realized there was a huge bloodstain on the
seat of my white pants! Needless
to say, it wasn’t the best breakup on record…
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Always lock the door
My family and I were at this beach in the Bahamas
one summer. On the beach there was a coed
restroom every half a mile. Well, I was on my
period and I was changing my tampon in one of the
bathrooms. I had my feet propped up on the sides
of the door to the stall and I guess I hadn't
locked the door, because suddenly it swung open
and there was this big old guy just staring at
me! I screamed and he ran out of the bathroom. I
was MORTIFIED
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About Wal-mart
I went to Wal-mart and there were all these hot
guys in a group sitting in the Mcdonald's seats.
I was passing by and then I heard a whistle, so I
turned to look and they were smiling at me. I
smiled back. Then they started to laugh, but
before I could even wonder why, BAM! I ran into a
pole and fell down like a rock. I had a HUGE
bruise on my forehead. It was so embarrassing. I
haven't been back to Wal-mart since.
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Where are my undies?!
I live in an apartment complex so the laundry
rooms are outside. One day I got my clothes out
of the dryer and went into my apartment to start
folding my clothes. A few seconds later someone
knocked on the door. It was this really cute boy
who had just moved in--he came to tell me I had
dropped my underwear outside! I was so
embarrassed, but in the end everything turned out
fine because now we've been together for 4 1/2
months!
Who's your mommy?
One day in the fourth grade I was doing my work
and I had a question, so I raised my hand. When
the teacher called on me I accidentally called
her Mommy! I turned bright red and everyone
started laughing. That was definitely my most
embarrassing moment of the year.
You're not my brother!
My older brother kept playing "shark" with me in
the ocean, so I decided to dive under and tug on
his swim trunks. Well, I did that, but to the
wrong guy. I was so embarrassed. And as if things
couldn't have gotten worse, I accidentally pulled
his trunks ALL the way down to the guy's ankles!
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